Welcome to my site. I think a welcome from your friendly #DarkMuse and your roaming #Owl is in order before anything else.   I have been writing forever, but when it comes to writing about myself… I can be like a ghost. Seriously, it’s like I have this weird ability to find my own life less than amusing, only to suddenly remember the awkward yet humorous events that occur to me and my family. Like the time my middle sister indulged in a dark chocolate cupcake.     This cupcake was so chocolatey with chocolate crumbles, and a chocolate glaze. A dietitian’s worse nightmare, so my middle sister devoured…